opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)


willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)


just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

MORE NOTES

IF EVERYONE THAT FOLLOWS ME REBLOGS THIS THE ONE MILLION WILL BE REACHED


this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

spookypvssy:

wethinkwedream:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

Tree huggers will no longer be looked down at


mrspacmandammit:

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”

This is fucking amazing.

(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)



hartomyhelbig:

takedownthestreets:

enseoulment:

politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

also side-eyeing the ladies who like “k-boys”

yessss ^^that gets ignored because their guys and its a double standard

there was this boy in middle school that liked all the aisan girls in our school. he always flirted with them and wouldnt leave them alone. He was known as the creepy aisan lover guy…


joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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